Happy Easter everyone! Now will someone tell me where a rabbit and easter eggs came from? How did they get into the story? First off rabbits do not lay eggs, so who was the genius who combined the two? And ..how does this really fit into the grand scheme of things? Anyway...whatever way you celebrate Easter... be safe!

The other night I was on my way home when I got to a road crew working. As I drove up to the second truck, a worker jumped out in front of my car and yelled at me to STOP !!! and just went crazy. I stopped my car, got out to see what on earth possessed this loser to jump out like that!!  The guy tells me I was driving too fast so he jumped out to slow me down. MORON ! (Either way, it would have been my fault, whether or not I was doing the limit. Even at 50 Kph, it still would have hurt the guy. ). I got back in my car , shaking my head at the whole thing. Jumping out in front of a car is not the smartest thing to do but apparently that is what these road crew guys do now to slow people down. One day someone is going to get hurt and it will automatically be the driver's fault. AND THAT IS NOT RIGHT !

Did you read or hear about the 13 yr old girl who ran up a $5000 cellphone bill? Apparently daddy got the bill and took a hammer to her phone ! Smashed it to bits. The little darling sent out 20,000 text messages and her plan did not cover it! 20,000 text messages???? Who are you texting? That's an average of 667 a day!!

Speaking of Text messaging... An Arab in Saudi Arabia became the first person to divorce his wife via text message. Under Muslim law, a couple can divorce simply by saying "I divorce you" 3 times.( That's it! There is no half the assets go to so and so, there is no court, there is no asset liquidation or anything like that. ). I guess this fellow really did not love his wife enough to tell her in person so he texted her.. and that's it! it's done!

Breaking up with someone via text is just plain rude, imagine divorcing?? But..if it's really that easy..go for it!

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Nancy Grace is still yipping about Caylee Anthony! I wonder if it's going to be a mistrial thanks to Nancy for disclosing evidence!!! And she used to be a lawyer!

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Oprah's magazine now has a Sex Advice column! From Oprah? Really? Would you really take advice from her?

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I miss Rosie O'Donnell... I have nothing to bitch about now that she is out of the spotlight! I miss that!

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Their, there, they're ! It is amazing how many people do not know which one goes with what.. so allow me to clarify : Their dog ran away. No it is not, it is over there. Oh They're going to be happy !

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David Blaine has to be the worst "magician" ever ! He was asked to do a trick by a group of papparazzi and he asked them to turn off the cameras first and then when he is ready..to turn them back on. What kind of magician does that? If a magician is asked to do a trick , he should be prepared to do one or decline if he isn't !

Ok. That's all I have... c ya !