I love stupid people. I really do. I think they have a purpose in life to entertain the rest of us. I mean, who else would do these things without thinking there has to be a logical reason to NOT do these things! So here's to them!

What you are about to read is true. No one could possibly make this stuff up. People's names have not been changed or deleted. If you are that stupid, you deserve to have your name out there :

Boneheads # 1 and 2: If you hear the cops yell"POLICE SEARCH WARRANT" make sure it's at the neighbour's house and not yours before you throw out all the drugs : Two Salina, Kansas, men, panicking when they heard police outside about to raid their neighbor's home but believing the police came to their home instead, began throwing their drugs and drug paraphernalia out of their mobile home window to the cop watching their neighbor's rear door.  They were both arrested.

Bonehead # 3:A New Bedford, Massachusetts, man decided to use a blow torch, hooked up to a 20-pound propane cylinder, to melt the ice on his back porch.  What could possibly go wrong?It took 25 firefighters to put out his house, leaving $30,000 in damage. Yes, a bit pricey in the end, but it did work. There is no more ice on the back porch.

Bonehead #4 :How can anyone so stupid live to be 56-years-old?  Carrol Laverne Uitermarkt, 56,  and Ralph Touch of Prairie City, Iowa, decided that the best way to clean the basement floor was to pour gasoline on it and then suck the gasoline up with an electric powered Shop-Vac vacuum cleaner because we are all so stupid that we don't know we can use gasoline to clean floors and instead  we use non-explosive cleaning fluid and a mop.

If only it was a spark of intelligence and not a spark of electricity ...

"... they were almost finished with the floor and the Shop-Vac was nearly full of gasoline when the explosion occurred.   ...the explosion blew out the windows and bowed the walls and foundation.  A property to the east was also damaged."Touch who happened to be outside at the time was spared material injury, but Uitermarkt is severely burned and has miraculously survived the explosion. And as for the floor...it's even dirtier than before! 

Bonehead # 5: One of your friends gets bit by a rattlesnake. Do you a) call 911, b) rush him to the hospital or c) hook him up to the car battery and start the engine?  If you said c..you are correct ! Now the victim has 2 reasons to go to the hospital.

Bonehead #6: In Newport South Wales city council had to remove a painting called "Newport Nude" 60 years ago due to the sexual nature ( a woman posed nude for it ). Recently,  the painting has been taken out of storage and was  put back on the wall. Now, some one is complaining and want it removed from display. Not because it is a nude. No sir! They want it removed because the model is smoking a cigarette! Welcome to the 21 century!

Bonehead 7: This is a reminder folks..nothing more than that but it has to be told :  2 men dressed in security uniforms standing beside a Night Deposit Slot claiming it is broken, promised shop keepers they will deposit their money first thing in the morning. Police nor the bank realized this happened until a shocked shop keeper decided to call the bank to confirm the deposit. Hmm those 2 security guards did seem a bit out of place !

I could go on and on with more cases of these sad individuals but there is only so much room for me to write this. As I said, I love stupid people. They entertain me to no end and if it was not for them, I would be bored silly! So thanks to these 7-8 people I mentioned today !