EXTRA EXTRA ! Jessica Simpson has gained a few pounds!! WHO CARES !!! Is she the ONLY woman on the planet who gains a few pounds?? They ( media ) are treating this like some sort of national crisis... SHUT UP !! So what! To publicly humiliate her is downright disgusting... I wonder how pissed they would get if someone publicly showed a photo or video of one of their family members and state how fat they have become... spare me! Just shows you how low these low life scum "photographers" are! Shameless pricks.

Now this is unreal: Remember I blogged about the lady who delivered 8 babies . Apparently she has 6 more kids at home! The woman is 33 years old...LIVES WITH HER PARENTS ( who are broke ) and is SINGLE. Reports from L.A are indicating all her kids come from the same sperm donor.. a cop! So this woman now has 14 kids!! YIKES ! No wonder her parents are broke!! If they aren't broke..they will be soon..practically doubled the amount of juvies in the house!

Ahhh Hell's Kitchen. The premier of it was on Thursday. I never laughed so hard watching Chef Ramsay just lose it. One "chef" burns gnocchi to a crisp and SERVES IT ! Yikes! Another "chef" is an instructor ( not professionally trained ) and when Gordon picks up her plate ,he askes " Who cooked the diapers?" ( ouch! ). When the "chef" steps up to him, she says it is chicken enchilladas! He then asks her what she charges to teach chefs how to make this crap? $300 for 3-4 hrs.. he boldly states he has to wrap plastic around his ass!! Ohhh the man is priceless!

During their first dinner service, these 16 "chefs" battled it out to see who can finish first and produce top notch food. Spaghetti with lobster - no lobster ( oops ). Lamb chops with vege. Butchered chops to the hot plate ( whoops ). Meat entree put in oven..."It's not cooking, chef".. probably because the oven is not on!! ( whoops ).

And so it goes week after week as these 16 chefs are eliminated until 2 remain for the final cook off ! And the winner gets.... executive chef in one of Chef Ramsay's restaurants - payroll of $250,000 or more.

Ok..now to business :

SUPERBOWL 43!!! Please note: If you have my phone number, do not call me tomorrow at all... I will not be answering the phone until AFTER the game.

This year,the half time show is being presented by BRUCE " THE BOSS " SPRINGSTEEN. One thing I love about the Superbowl is not just the game..but the half time shows are amazing.. a concert in itself. Last year it was Tom Petty. They have had Paul McCartney, Prince, Aerosmith with Britney Spears ( that's a unique combo ), ZZTop, Rolling Stones ( they had an awesome stage ), KISS ( although they only played Pre-Game in 1999 )..

Well this sums it up for today... Have a great week end... remember to do not drink and drive ( if you happen to be out watching the game ).. and one LAST THING :

GO CARDINALS !!! WHOOAA !!