Did you know Canadians still fall victim to that stupid NIGERIAN email scams and phone calls.
According to a census on reports of fraud, Canadians lead the way in falling victim to this.

Ok. Here is my question: WHY? HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SPELL THIS OUT TO YOU DUMMIES?? For crying out loud, I get the emails once in a blue moon and I know it's a scam the minute I read it ! So why can't you?

"Still, an average of 10 Canadians each month continue to fall for it and get soaked for as much as hundreds of thousands of dollars.

June was a relatively slow month for victims of the letter scam in Canada, with four people reporting losses of a total of almost $73,000.

But in May, 11 Canadians fell for the letter scam and were taken for a total of almost $571,000, while a U.S. victim reported they lost $200,000 in a scam with Canadian links."

And I am supposed to feel sorry for these losers when they go on TV and cry their crocodile tears and actually saying they thought it was legit! DUMB-ASS !

Here is how the scam works. You get a phone call or email from some one claiming to be a Nigerian heir to the throne. He / She claims that there are billions of dollars tied up in the bank but she can not access it unless YOU help. If you help, you will be "graciously rewarded" with a couple of million. So you agree, they ask you to send them some money for legal reasons and to set up an account for money transfers etc etc. As you give them a couple of hundred, you get another contact asking for more money..this time thousands. You still fall for the scam and send them all you got. THANK YOU very much! Then you hear nothing. Nada. You try to contact them and you get no reply... you have been scammed of thousands of dollars...

And there are thousands of people who continually fall for this. ALL THE TIME. In total Canadians have been scammed out of $5.2 million in the past year from over 7,000 "victims". MORONS ! GOOD! And don't go on TV crying about how you lost all your money on a obvious scam!

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I am getting a bit ( make that... quite a bit ) tired of all the Michael Jackson coverage. Not one news cast can make it through an hour with out mentioning something. Every channel has something to say about it. It's like every one of them has , what I call, "Nancy Grace syndrome"... ya know. Talk about 1 thing over and over and over and over and over again until everyone is ready to puke!

Ok. He's dead. He was an icon in music. He was a pioneer ( pppfftt !) and a legend. We get it ! Can we get on with our lives, please!

The only thing I am curious to know ( and eventually we will ) is how did he get that drug - propofol ? This is a drug used in HOSPITALS only! It is not to be used at home. And why has that "doctor " gone into hiding? What's he not saying? Why did he leave the premises? So many questions... yet no answers! The drug had to come from someone, somewhere.

The other thing that is truly unbelievable and very illegal is this. Many doctors in Hollywood and L.A use other people's names when it comes to prescribing drugs for high-profile celebrities. One doctor just this week was slapped with a suspension after it was reported he used a client's chef as the name on a prescription, instead of the client. Amazingly enough, many high-profile celebrities will also use aliases to get prescription drugs when they are already abusing it. So if you had prescriptions for a certain drug and KNOW you can not get anymore, some doctors will prescribe the drug and use some one else's name. VERY ILLEGAL ! So.. whoever got that drug, propofol , for Michael is going to be in serious trouble.

More as it comes. I know... I hate all the talk about Michael Jackson on TV.. as I am sure you are sick of reading it on my blog.. I promise I won't be writing too much ( unless someone ends up facing felony charges ).

Happy 4th of July to all my American friends and family ! Enjoy the celebrations.

Just when you think things can not get any weirder.... it does ! Apparently rumors are flying that Michael Jackson is NOT the father of his children and that Debbie Rowe ( who we thought all these years was the biological mother ) was a surrogate. Now for the weirder part.. the kids were NOT adopted either.

Turns out Michael may have hired some people and by artificial insemination create a child. Debbie Rowe now has to prove she is the BIOLOGICAL mother.

Now where did this pop up. According to his will ( dated 2002 ), he has no mention of Debbie whatsoever. He did state that the kids should go to his mother to care for, along with the rest of the family.

Under California law, when one parent dies, the custody of the children automatically go to the surviving parent... however the will has no mention of Debbie.

Besides...she gave up full custody rights, even visitation rights, in exchange for $$$$$$.. so I do not think she would even deserve to have the kids. She does not care about them - which is also a good indication she is not the biological mother. How could you not care for the kids?

Now the other thing about this is this: The good old doctor claims he did not inject Michael with demerol. No but did you inject him with Propofol ? This powerful drug was found at Jackson's house, along with the drug Lidocaine, which is used to reduce the pain associated with injecting Propofol.An unnamed source stated that the drug is "so inappropriate and reckless for home use, if a doctor facilitated it for Jackson and it caused his death, he or she could be prosecuted for manslaughter."

Told ya it was going to get interesting.Just 4 days before he died, someone called his nurse ( ya think this boy was sick as a dog with all the medical staff around him ), and told her Michael was feeling weird.. she knew from what the symptoms were that someone gave him that drug !

Now whoever administered that drug to him will face criminal charges. It seems rather obvious that this drug is NOT to be used in a home under any circumstance.

So was Michael a vicitm of homicide? Unintentional maybe.. but it is still a homicide!

On Friday Michael 's body will be back at NEVERLAND RANCH ( his home for many years but left after the trial ..he felt it was tainted ) where they expect thousands of people to pass through.

So what should they do with the NEVERLAND Ranch? Turn into a M.J Museum? or tear every thing down and sell the land for millions? If they do turn it into a museum, they could be looking at an income of about $50 to $75 million a year.

Ohhh this is getting just plain weird. One thing I am sick of is all the media coverage he is getting. And now some fans are even committing suicide "to be with Michael". How pathetic is this? People are actually killing themselves to "be with Michael"... ok!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA? Quick. How old is Canada? 142 years old.
When did Canada get its own Constitution? 1982

How old is our National Anthem? Ohh I bet you said something other than 29 years old. That's right! The national anthem was official in 1980.

One last one: How old is our flag? On feb 15, 1965 , the flag was officially introduced as the National Flag.

OK, time to go. Have a great Canada Day...

Billy Mays ( the guy who pitches OXYCLEAN on TV ) died the other day of heart failure. He was also 50 years old. At first they thought it was due to head trauma after he hit his head during a rough landing on a US Airways flight to Tampa...however the Coroner has ruled that one out and indicated there was no head trauma whatsoever.
Also Fred Travalena died yesterday at the age of 66 from cancer. Fred was a comedian / impersonator and appeared on many TV shows in the 70's and 80's.
He also did countless voices for cartoons and children's shows.

This brings us to 5 top celebrities /  entertainers who have died in 6 days... kinda spooky if ya think about it. I can not recall ever hearing of this many in a short time period.

Ok.. here is an update on the death of Michael Jackson and what we know. Now before I get into it, some of this may be speculation ( autopsy / toxicology results pending ) but it is an important fact:

At 11:30 ish Michael as first reported, collapsed in the living room. The in-house Dr picked up Michael and took him to the bedroom and placed him on the bed. The doctor is now saying that is not true and that Michael was in bed at the time. Also reports were coming in that Michael got a shot of demerol just before he collapsed... doctor says he did not give anything to Michael.

At 12:21 911 was called.

Why did it take almost one hour to call 911? Why was Michael moved to a bed to do CPR? Apparently now the doctor is stating that Michael did not collapse and that he was in bed at the time.. and he happened to walk by and noticed something was off.

Why did it take one hour to call 911? Apparently in that big house of theirs no one could " find a phone that worked". What about a cell phone? The doctor replied he did not know the address ( yet he lived there for 2 months ). During the 911 call the operator asked if anyone saw what happened.. the reply was the doctor was the only one present..but the doctor says he was not there until he saw Michael on the bed.

The paramedics arrived in a matter of minutes and it took another 45 minutes before they left for the hospital..this was to stabilize Michael but also there seemed to be a delay in backing up the ambulance from the property.. it took a while ( during which, a tour bus " SEEING THE STARS" with tourists on board drove right up to the front of the gate and stood there for a few minutes.

As reports are flooding the internet and news channels, I am starting to think this story has a few good holes in it and is turning into quite the little mystery surrounding it.

One thing I found interesting was this friend/lawyer of Michael wayy back and he was saying that he did not want to see Michael turn into another Anna Nicole - suggesting that Michael was on the same path. Michael was also on the same path as Elvis and even is quoted as saying he probably will die the same way as the King.

The other thing that I found very interesting was that his doctor was to be in financial trouble and Michael hired him as his personal physician during the tour and that the promoters / organizers were to pay this doctor $150,00 a month..which the doctor has not recieved any payment in the last two months.. why? Because Michael did not sign the form allowing payments to be made...

Now here is a doctor who closed up his own practice to work exclusively for Michael and was in financial trouble. The doctor has not been paid since he started. ( I am just saying here.. I am not making any accusations ).

But this story is not making any sense whatsoever. Regardless of the fact where Michael was found , anyone who knows CPR should know the best place is for the patient to be on the floor but the doctor was doing CPR on a bed.. it was not until the 911 Operator told them to move Michael onto the floor.

I would not be surprised one bit that once the reports come out and what exactly was in Michael's blood and stomach etc, there is going to be more questions that need answers.

Now I firmly believe the "doctor" overdosed Michael and is scared to admit it. Why would a doctor, who is nothing more than a witness at this point, seek Legal advice and have a lawyer. Why did the doctor run away from the house when the ambulance arrived...and lastly why did the doctor NOT sign the death certificate nor has he come out and explain what happened.. he hasn't even had the decency to talk to the family directly...

Not much to say else about this "doctor" but I would bet at some point he will become the focus and people will find out what exactly happened!

Now this I found very interesting. I had a friend , a magician as well, call me on Friday and asked if I wanted to see a really unique magic act. Of course, me being a huge magic buff said ABSO FRIGGIN LUTELY !
Anyway I pick him up and he tells me it's in a strip club.....SLAM ON THE BRAKES! ! SAY WHAT !!

So I thought.,. OK. Let's check this out. I mean how bad can it be!

AMAZING ! This girl puts on a very interesting act. Her magic is unbelievable..and if you think it goes up the sleeve... once you see this girl, you know that won't be true.

Her name is Suzie Malone and she is the only BURLESQUE MAGIC ACT in the world. I'd say it was titillating is a bit of a pun! But her act is simple the most unique magic act I have ever seen.

Anyway she does this very unique illusion where she makes her entire upper body disappear.. which I have never seen before. She also does this parasol production , a HOUDINI escape , and other great effects.

What was really neat was she uses a very small amount of stage space and for the most part, people can see from all angles.

A bit after her last segment, she picked our brains on an illusion she wants to do and bring on the road. We basically taught her how some illusions work and how the best way to perform them.

She was saying she has a show to perform at in Las Vegas on August 24 .. so I am sure she is going to pick our brains and ask for advice... no problem there!

So .... what else been going on?

Lot's of coverage of the sudden death of Michael Jackson. Apparently the " Gloved One" has been taking a lot of prescription drugs. .. same as Anna Nicole Smith, Elvis Presley ( albeit I hate it when they compare the King...to Michael , self proclaimed King of Pop ). Anyway rumors are swirling that he was a heavy drug user and may have been ( speculation here ) overdosed by his doctor.

In a way the world has pretty much forgotten about Farrah Fawcett who was a major sex symbol for guys growing up in the late 70's. Lots of focus on M.J. Mind you, with Farrah it was expected and everyone knew her time would soon be over.. but Michael's was far more unexpected so it was a major blow to the music industry.

With 3 major celebrities passing on in less than a week... shit.. 2 days!! It was a surreal week.. that's for sure.

I know this blog is going to be short. I have one more day then I am off for the rest of the week so I hope to be able to blog some more things for ya...

Until then...

WOW !!! Micheal Jackson died today of cardiac arrest at the age of 50. Although I was never much of a fan of his, I can say that his music and talent was unprecedented.
Micheal of course on a professional level was a huge superstar. He was extremely talented as a singer. His personal life , however was a train wreck. Allegations of sexual misconduct to minors, alcohol use, prescription drug use were constant.
Micheal Jackson never grew up. He was always a child from his early years as a teenager to his adult life, he always remained a child.
In his adult years, he became extremely lonely and isolated himself from family and in some cases even his friends.
He sought solace in his home..NEVERLAND RANCH which of course was seized for non payments.

Micheal was worth millions.. but legal problems as well as financial took a toll. He lost everything he worked hard for. Although the allegations of sexual misconduct to a minor were not founded, his legal fees alone were in the millions.

As soon as the verdict came in, Micheal fled from the U.S and vowed to never return to the country " that gave me everything and took it all away!"

It was reported earlier this year, that Micheal Jackson was planning on performing in London England for 50 shows and then hopefully embark on a COME BACK tour.

I remember hearing of Elvis Presley dying on the radio the day after but it was not until John Lennon died in 1980 that really made me sad. I remember listening to the radio when the D.J made the announcement by cutting into a song a few hours after it happened.
In today's technological world, news spreads faster than ever.The world knows the moment it happens. As I watch KTLA from Los Angeles, it is amazing to see people of all ages gather at the hospital and hold a memorial.
Throughout the night, people gathered at his Star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame ( which was blocked off for several hours due to a movie premier ). This reminds me when Princess Diana died 12 years ago ( really! It's been that long! ). Never has the world grieved as much since that day.. Michael's death was a shock to everyone.. it was unexpected ( however by tomorrow we should know more as to the cause of it ).
From the latest reports, Micheal suffered from sever anxiety and may have had heart and lung problems. Which leads me to wonder how he passed a medical before embarking on a very physical tour? Also it was reported his physician was at the home when Michael collapsed.. ( why was his doctor there to begin with ). There are many rumors spreading..one of which is Michael's addiction to Demerol.
As confirmation of the cause is released, there will be nothing more than speculations and rumors. One thing is clear and that was there was a drug and alcohol dependency and Michael had doctors constantly around him.

Like I mentioned earlier, I was not a Micheal Jackson fan for who he was off stage. A bit weird? No. Extremely weird. But I realize of course that he was just someone who never grew up. He hung around kids because that was who he could relate to. He never matured into a man. He was a child trapped as he grew older.
But musically, he was the King of Pop. More hits than any other performer. More number 1 hits- even the first album The Jackson 5 produced 4 hits.. later  on Michael would go solo and so started his career as one of the best selling solo artists of all time... even beating out Elvis. and of course who could forget ( admit it.. you have a copy) that one album that took him straight to the top....THRILLER ! ( which produced 7 number 1 hits.. amazing to have on one album ).

Yes the fans ( true ones ) are mourning a loss. But his music and dance moves will always be remembered.

RIP Micheal.

On Tuesday June 23 Ed McMahon died . Ed of course was Johnny Carson's longtime sidekick on The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson. Ed would be considered the King of Sidekicks and held that for over 30 years on that show. "Hhhhhhhheeerrrreeee's Johnny!" , Ed would announce as Johnny walked out from behind the curtains. A catchphrase that would be repeated by Jack Nicholson in the movie "The Shining".
Ed was also starring in his own show , STAR SEARCH, which featured young ,unsigned , talent that would become the launching points of their careers ( Sawyer Brown, Allanis Morrisette, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears etc etc ). Ed also hosted a show with Dick Clark called Bloopers and Practical Jokes showcasing bloopers from TV shows and movies as well as performing practical jokes on celebrities, as well being the spokesman for Publisher's Clearing House Lottery. But it was all those years beside Johnny Carson that made Ed famous. His laughter ( albeit at times was off... due to the alcohol consumption during taping ) was loud and noticeable.
In the last few years, Ed would become the "Unofficial " spokesman for those who were facing the mortgage crisis.
Ed's motive was to educate people that although they live in Burbank / Hollywood, they too face the dangers of losing their homes due to the mortgage crisis. Ed's $4 million home would be on the chopping block. It was Donald Trump who secured ownership and ensured Ed would have a home to live in.
One of the funniest moments on The Tonight Show was when Johnny mentioned " When my time comes..", and although Ed just sat there, it was a huge laugh when Johnny stated "When I go, you go. Did you not read that part in your contract?". Johnny Carson died on Jan 23, 2005.

Good Night Ed... thanks for all those years of bringing a smile to people's faces.

And some more sad news:

Farrah Fawcett, 62 has died this morning from cancer. Farrah's popularity rose when she starred with two other lovely ladies in "Charlie's Angels" which ran from 1976-1981. Farrah left the show to pursue a movie career. But Farrah would be forever remembered in her famous poster which sold over 12 million copies:



I am sure every male my age at one point had this poster on their wall. This poster is one of the most famous ones in the world
Farrah's last Tv appearance was on May 15,2009 on NBC. Farrah's Story, an intimate two-hour documentary  was shot and produced by her friend Alana Hamilton. Although footage was primarlily for Farrah to keep tabs on her progress, it was important for her to tell viewers of what she was going through.
It drew over 6 million viewers.
Farrah Fawcett. R.I.P Angel.

 

Some are! Some live days,months and even years before they die!! What a stupid headline!!!

Here are more..

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say ( some expert ! )

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation ( probably due to being ALONE in a box )

NJ judge to rule on nude beach ( let's hope he reaches for the right gavel )

Cold wave linked to temperatures ( does Al Gore know about this?)

Miners Refuse to Work After Death ( good help is so hard to find ! )

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant ( that will teach the "darlings" )

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over ( umm isn't that illegal ?)

Farmer bill dies in house ( awwww ! )

Is There A Ring of Debris Around Uranus? ( Please wipe! )

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope ( boy, it's tough being Catholic!)

Sometimes Church Bulletins are vulnerable in making a small typo making the sentence completely different :

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. (tsk tsk Rev.)

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door. ( Well..don't you feel better about yourself?)

 Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. ( we had them built just for you folks!)

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. ( uh-huh! )

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

 Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. ( Boy, they must have some large envelopes!)

Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. ( mmm mmm those must be good eats )

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. ( Don't cluck this one up! )

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals ( you mean we really can eat during fasting !! No more sneaking food in )


Hope you enjoyed these...

It's been awhile since I caught a shoplifter and yesterday was the day. I went to a grocery store to buy some lunch / dinner for my shift. As I was waiting to be served some deli meats, the fella in front of me asked for.. 2 lbs of beef jerky ( first off the stuff is pretty expensive and two it's almost obvious there is no intention to pay for it ). Once the clerk handed it to him, I thought I should follow and see what he does with it. Sure enough. Around the corner..and down the front pants along the waist line it goes. GOTCHA ! Never mind lunch..
A few moments later, he joins up with his wife / girlfriend and they head to the till... no jerky.
He walks out of the store and I am right behind him.
" Excuse me. Hi. Ummm . I noticed you got some beef jerky and tucked it in your pants. You are under arrest for theft, buddy!". By then the store manager comes out ( guess the clerk told him ) and inside the store we go. BUSTED !
I hate people who steal ! I don't care if it's a soda or steaks or pharmacy goods or a handful of candy.
When I was working as a Loss Prevention Officer, I was always busy catching someone.. amazing how many people steal !
In the years I worked as an L.P.O, I must have caught somewhere close to 1500 people. Some were kids, seniors, working proffesionals, a few were criminals in general. Several suspects also had some warrants ( two were Canada wide ).
What I never understood is what compels someone to steal. Some think that just because a store makes millions of dollars is a good reason ( "They don't need my $20 , they make sooo much!" ). Of all the excuses people can come up with !
Simply put.. I hate people who steal. Even worst are employees. I have seen that. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you !

Ok.. now for something a bit more humorous: When I was growing up, there was a game show called Hollywood Squares, hosted by Peter Marshall. They had some of the funniest people on that show. One of them was a fellow by the name Paul Lynde. Paul was a quick thinker and can come up with funny answers on the spot. Here are a few:
Peter Marshall:  Can chewing gum help prevent a child from catching a cold?
Paul Lynde:  No, but I know it’ll plug a runny nose.

Peter Marshall:  Paul, according to the World Book Encylopedia, what is the main reason dogs pant?
Paul Lynde:  Because they can’t talk dirty!

Peter Marshall: If a women becomes pregnant while employed, is she now entitled to
six weeks maternity leave?
Paul Lynde: Only if the baby resembles the boss.

Peter Marshall: Why do sheep sleep huddled up?
Paul Lynde: Because Little Boy Blue's a weirdo!

Peter Marshall: Paul,Zsa  Zsa Gabor says she never ever swims with her face in the water. Why?
Paul Lynde: It clogs the drain.

Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail.  What will a goose do?
Paul Lynde: Make him bark. 




That's it for today...have a great day!

Jeff Dunham and his friends entertained at Rexall Place yesterday to ( rough estimate) 9000 people.
The show started with Brian Haner , aka GUITAR GUY on Jeff's Christmas DVD.
Brian is a great guitar player and quite the comedian himself. His routine is about 20 minutes or so mixed with guitar riffs and jokes.. highlight playing the Canadian National Anthem !
Then there was a 15 minute break before Jeff comes out.
Jeff started the show by talking about how the gang move from city to city and how they sometimes end up having to fly on a private plane ( "Life is rough " ). And on one flight they had to make a landing at an UNcontrolled airport ( meaning no controller, no ground control no nothing ). They land but have no idea where to go so the pilot decides to go to this huge building on the other side of the airport. Once they parked there ( to figure out what to do ), suddenly bright flood lights lit up the cabin...
" GET OUT OF THE PLANE , 50 METERS APART AND HANDS IN THE AIR !"...

Then Jeff brings out Walter... " ohh Edmonton. Well la di frickin duh!". They talk about the usual Walter rants about his wife.. (WOMEN AGE LIKE FINE WINE.... MINE IS AGING LIKE MILK !). The discussion was funny with all the quick quirps Walter has and ended the conversation by saying he was late for his other job...at Walmart as a greeter. His line? " Welcome to Walmart... get your shit and get out!"

Jeff's next guest was ... ACHMED the dead Terrorist. Achmed greeted us with " Hello.. Canadian Infidels! ..Hahaha! " . Achmed explained how he is a terrible father by bringing his son to work with him. " They blow up so fast!". At one point, a woman yelled out " I need some ligaments", Achmed replied " Great. Have another drink". Followed by " SILENCE"... the audience knew what was next but were told "Wait for it".. " I KEEL YOU !".. then one more time later..only this time..everyone yells it out. Achmed also sang a song accompanied by THE GUITAR GUY .. who played some riffs that ACHMED would like.. Brian played some arab sounding tunes to which Achmed replied " You racist bastard.. I hate Irish music !"

The next guest was PEANUT ! Now this character is one of the funniest of the bunch... " Edddmmonnntoonnn "..
Peanut was actually out for the longest time.. even bringing out JOSE JALAPENO...ON A STEEK ! ( short stay ). Peanut then brings the Guitar guy once again to play some tunes.. at one point Jeff points out an email ( actually just a note ) and says to Peanut something about offending an Asian at the show. Peanut reads it , in a chinese accent" Dear Mr Peanut"..stop. Jeff looks at him. And reads more " Herro!". The jokes get a bit tasteless to put here but ask me and I will tell you!

There were so many funny moments in the show , it was hard to remember them all.
Right after Jeff said goodnight, he came back out and did something I have never seen before... he launched Tshirts into the crowd using an air gun.. at first with a small one and progressed to this rocket launcher. One Tshirt was launched from the stage all the way to the back rows - we are talking about 800 feet or so. Then Jeff saw the Executive boxes and asked if there was one with a window open.. he launches one Tshirt and sure enough.. right through the open door.. " If I break a window, oh well, we're outta here!"
The show ran for 2 hours and 20 minutes with a 15 minute intermission.
Over all.... great show .

I tried to see if I can meet Jeff or Brian after the show but after no responses from emails, I saw one of the producers of the show and asked him if there was a way to meet them. I was told Jeff and Brian are not doing any meet and greets after the show due to the long bus ride they have to Great Falls, Montana.
Later on, when I was leaving the parking lot, I saw Jeff's bus pull away and drive off.. never seen any artist take off after a show that quickly.
I guess it is a long bus ride but still.. 5 minutes was all I needed. A quick hello, a photo and autograph and I would have been happy with that.
If you missed Jeff's show.. well you're " a dumb ass" and Achmed is going to KEEL you !

OK. First off.. CONGRATS to the Pittsburgh penguins who beat the Detroit Red Wings in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals. This is the third time a visiting team won the coveted Cup in Game 7. ( Sorry to my sister who is pretty pissed ) But it was a great game.. Detroit had one shot left on net with the last 2 seconds to try to tie it.. but no luck! Pens win in what was another nail biter finish.

Tomorrow evening I will be at the Jeff Dunham show at Rexall Place. This is going to be an amazing show. Now, if you've been living under a freekin rock for the past year or two... www.jeffdunham.com . I was trying desperately to get back stage passes to meet Jeff but so far I have had no luck at all... which suuuuckkks! Anyway I will blog about the show either tomorrow night when I get back or on Monday.
SILENCE !!! I KEEL YOU !

Rick Thomas has returned to Las Vegas. Rick is one of my favorite magicians and his shows are always worth every dollar. Rick not only brings his magic alive on stage but he brings with him some of the most amazing animals .. the tigers! Rick own several and when you go to one of his shows, you can see these great majestic beasts pretty well up close. Rick has these animals so well trained that they almost pass for a domestic cat... they still are wild though. Rick was to go on a 50 city tour when he got the call that he will be a headlining act at The Sahara Hotel. Glad to Rick back on the Strip. At one point, Rick had the largest billboard in Vegas history.. even beating Danny Gans.

Ok. So Miss California got fired the other day for breach of contract and not fulfilling her commitments. She has now fired back at the pageant with this... I WAS SET UP !! OHHH GET A LIFE AND SHUT UP ! Anyone shedding crocodile tears for this woman? I am not! She is a " good Christian girl with morals".. really! Posing topless ( whoops..those photos were taken between shots and the wind was blowing ) and lying through her teeth constantly! yeah ok... and we're supposed to believe you , right!! SHUT UP AND GO AWAY ! And now she is claiming she was fired because of the comments she made about marriage and how it was only for a man and a woman etc etc. It was not that Carrie...it's the fact you lied about lots of things.. including posing topless.. hmmm! Oh yeah.. forgot about that huh ( how dare that photographer remind you of that! ). If you don't meet the obligations then you'll be fired.. just like any other real world job... so Carrie... SHUT UP!

Now for something that is just plain WRONG and DISGUSTING !
A woman left her young toddler /baby in her car while she went shopping in WALMART. People walking by noticed the child and called the Police. Although it was 20 degrees outside, inside a car it can feel up to 43 degrees. So while mommy dearest was nice and cool, her baby was sweltering in the car! TAKE THE KID AWAY AND THROW HER ASS IN JAIL !! Here's an idea.. leave your kid at home or better yet....TAKE HIM WITH YOU INSIDE !! Sheesh! What is wrong with you!! Pisses me off when people act all stupid and say something like " I was only gone a minute!"..or " what's the fuss?"... ohh SHUT UP! Do NOT get me going on this!

Ohhh great! Micheal Jackson is looking for a children's choir to perform with him during his London concert series. Umm.. shouldn't he stay AWAY from kiddies! He is being specific too... let's see they have to be " aged between five and 13, proficient in sign-language, and of African, Caucasian, Asian or mixed race origin." Hmmm sounds like a pedophile's wet dream here! I would not want my kid even going near a DVD of this freak!

So while I was at work last night, I suddenly had a strong smell of smoke.. not a brush fire smell either.. like a building was on fire ! After talking to the Duty Manager, I found out there was a huge fire in Leduc and wind was pushing the smoke towards the airport for much of the night.. even passengers were asking if the building was on fire.. now I am sure that if that was the case, the fire alarm would have gone off as well as the P.A message telling us to GET OUT !

Well that's it for me...time to go out and enjoy this warm weather..clean my car etc etc. Have a great day!